Bhutto SMS, Benazir Jokes SMS, Dard-e-bhutto.
February 11, 2008
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
Musharraf Jokes, Musharraf SMS, sms on Musharraf nayat
February 11, 2008
Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
AMerica ho Akbar.
Ch shujat Hussain Jokes, SMS.
February 11, 2008
Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.
Musharraf political SMS Brain Scan
January 19, 2008
Musharraf went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”
Mushy interrupted, “Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?”
The doctor replied, “That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left.”
Political URDU SMS-NEW URDU Dictionary.
January 19, 2008
NEW URDU DICTIONARY.
Padhay likhay Punjab ka……………………………………………. Jahil Wazir e alaa
Trakki yafta Pakistan ki ………………………………………….. doobty hui economy
Sarsabz Pakistan mein………………………………………….. aata khatam ho gya
Islami Jamhooria main……………………………………………. Laal Masjid jala di
Azad media mein……………………………………………………………… Geo band
Azad judiciary main………………………………………………… Chief Justice band
Apni fauj apnay awam…………………………. nishanay pakkay karnay ka tareeqa
Mizile amrica kay……………… log hamaray……………………………………………
……………………………………….. Wazirastan main insan janwar say bhi sastay
Chehra Mush ka………………………………………………………… Kaam Bush ka
Qurbani awam ki………………………………………… paisay kharay Musharaf kay
Missing persons………………………………………………….. Never born on earth
Political SMS Musharraf and the Fish-GEO MUSHARRAF
January 19, 2008
A fisherman catches a fish and brings it home and tells his wife to cook it. Wife replies” Na Ata hai, Na bijli hai, Na gas hai, Na oil hai, fish kesay pakaon? Jao iss ko ja ker pani main wapas daal ao”. Fisherman goes back and throws the fish back in water. After sometime, fish gets her mouth out of water and shouts ” GEO MUSHARRAF” !
